I just have to make it to Tuesday afternoon and [...]]]>

The new store director starts tomorrow, destined to fire-bomb our chill factor into smithereens!  She comes riding on a chariot full of whorish sticklers, masturbating  to corporate policy handbooks!  And she comes at a time when our department seems to have been struck by an EF5 consumer whirlwind…dear God!  Help us all!

I just have to make it to Tuesday afternoon and all will be good…then it will be time to relax and wash this bad taste from my lips!  For Tuesday night we fornicate with debauchery and God said, “It is good!”.  We will head towards downtown Larry, and pour intoxicating spirits into our souls, and enjoy great music played by a band called Minus The Bear!  Tuesday can’t come fast enough!

Goodnight and wish me luck!

-Griffin

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Hello viewers!  I am Griffin, the local Radio Show host on “From on Top of the Hill” show!  Me and Arnie Shmile have a show and we discuss local happenings, as well as paranormal affairs, and anything from philosophical issues to beer drinking and rock music!  So stay tuned…The first episode should be up really soon!

Now I don’t want to start my first official post off like a total dick here, but I do have a bone to pick, and I am sure Schmile does too!  The fact is, we got Towser Magnum Renegade and Jabado Binkley back in town, and that’s a big problem!  You see six months back, we were broadcasting in a different solar system, the old location of the Drafty Tavern, and let me tell you, those were good days, and the audience was wonderful!  We had a show, that we hired on two young country boys as correspondents.  Well, they broke Noise Limiter Radio Policy, which is separate from DraftyTavern.com, and took the segment into their own hands!  Yeah and I was forced to fire them when my immediate supervisor heard about their 5 day rebellion that included nothing short of hacking our radio broadcasting tower and broadcasting their show for 5 consecutive days while throwing a citywide kegger fueled with massive amounts of speed!!  They knocked us off the air, they knocked our corporate sponsors off the air, and they made jackasses out of themselves and some of the paranormal community with their dumb shit ideals!

I came into the office the other day after getting back from my extended vacation and found out that they were not only back at Noise Limiter Radio, they were my superiors!  The first thing I said when I saw Jabado smoking a spliff was, “What great big fucking nerve you have, grandma!”.

Jabado pulled out his Noise Limiter Radio employee card and said, “All the greater to fire your ass with, peon!”

My jaw is still sore from hitting the floor!  I had to investigate, so I went down and talked to the weather guy, a natural born gossiper by the name of Shmiloe.  He said that the great space rednecks were in on the ground floor at DraftyTavern.com, and pretty much have executive powers!  Jesus, that’s not what the show needs!

So here I sit, staring out the window on this beautiful Saturday morning, drinking a freestate Oktoberfest, and washing the good ol’ days down the drain!

The good news is, they did give us a little pay raise, but its still a worthless check in my eyes!  I will probably get reamed for this post, but fuck it!

So as far as revenge goes, here it is in a smaller format than I would like, but a spoiler none the less!

Viewers, we are bull shitting you with promotional hearsay… all these posts claiming that the storm is coming is horse shit!  Let me tell ya something!  The show was recorded last week, under the guise of being live!  Now, we did have some awesome guests on the show, but the resources to put out the ideal show did not meet company budget margins and therefore lacks in what I call up to par content.  It wasn’t really live, and though it was supposed to be released last Monday, the release date was put off once more because of incompetent management!  They are still planning to release it this Monday though!  Ha!  But get this…

The show we are putting out on Monday, is only a small version of the real deal…That’s right!  Deadlines stress managers out, so they cut corners in a desperate attempt to publish some sort of show so it doesn’t sound like they are liars(it couldn’t be because the corporate sponsors were yelling WTF at them!)…So because of the dollars blindfold, the show must go on!  Its not much of a show to tune in to in comparison to the real deal, but even that looks to be under renovation!  Our new management seeks to rearrange the show, adding tons of segments, and correspondents to report on all levels of human conscience…which explains the memo attached to my meager vacation paystub…Me and Arnie are basically ordered by our masters to spread the word that DraftyTavern.com is looking for investigative correspondents…yes, we must be hard up for more employees…due to the fact that all the “Squares” as Towser put it, need to be let go with no severance pay to emphasize the point that these bores are the most closed minded idiots hes ever seen!

They are releasing it after firing their main audio editor Mulford Jimerline…and he was as good they get!  But they fired him for having a closed mind on their “Sasquatch Theory”.  I won’t go into details, though I am sure you will hear it from them soon enough, but for the record I think its piss water, and I don’t recommend drinking it!  But of course, they had to have it edited…so what underpaid piece of waste gets the job?  ME of course!  So Its done, and will be viewable Monday by noon, Lawrence Kansas time!

Don’t get me wrong…its a great show, but we did drink for this one, just to make it through the mind fuck of it!  We introduce to you Justin Case, our associate that is an expert in many fields, for instance, he knows these Eastern Kansas woods and prairies like the back of his hand…and that comes in handy when you are hunting for Bigfoot, or a certain ghost town for urban exploration.  In fact, I would only trust urban exploring adventures if they were ran by Case, and no one else!  He has many talents, and he just got put on payroll…so expect some posts from him.  Though I think he may be on friendly terms with the Jabado and Towser persuasion, and if that is true, then I don’t know what to say!

Also we introduce to you Clayton Cryles, our galactic art correspondent, who has many years of art experiences and a passion for art that supercedes any I have met to date!  Not only is Clayton knowledgeable on the arts, but he is exceptionally talented in art himself…and soon I will post his site and artwork for you to see for your self!  He’s a good friend of ours here at the Tavern and we hope you become acquainted with him soon…though he hasn’t given his decision to work here or not…believe it or not folks, some people have morals…if that’s even the right word here!

Last but not least, we have Shelton Aimes…our driver…also a nationally known driver for celebrities and politicians.  Hes a good guy despite some of his clientele,and sometimes I wonder if hes not drivin his mind down the highway of philosophical genius!

So these people will be on the show, and we will be discussing a rare form of scifi, that we happened to fall into, and when I say “Scifi”, I am talking more on the lines of the future of true human conscience, and what it means to us on a spiritual basis.  Its one hell of an alcohol fueled dialogue on the modern state of human existence, and bringing people together by establishing a sense of community, and tying it all with friendship and love…as hippy dippy as that sounds!

That will hopefully be released this Monday, around Noon, so tune in and laugh, and delve into this  madness with us.  In-fact, we are looking for comments, and interaction from people like you!  That’s right, just email us topics you want discussed, or if you are looking for advice…and hit us up ESPECIALLY if you have something paranormal to report…a sighting, an abduction, or some kind of bizarre haunting!   And don’t forget to let us know if you want to come on the show and shamelessly promote your life’s passions!  We don’t care if its your band, hunting for Sasquatch, or a nonprofit that needs to get the word out on some kind of human kindness/environmental rescue mission, etc.!

Thanks for stopping by the Tavern, see you tomorrow!

-Griffin