Hello viewers!  I am Griffin, the local Radio Show host on “From on Top of the Hill” show!  Me and Arnie Shmile have a show and we discuss local happenings, as well as paranormal affairs, and anything from philosophical issues to beer drinking and rock music!  So stay tuned…The first episode should be up really soon!

Now I don’t want to start my first official post off like a total dick here, but I do have a bone to pick, and I am sure Schmile does too!  The fact is, we got Towser Magnum Renegade and Jabado Binkley back in town, and that’s a big problem!  You see six months back, we were broadcasting in a different solar system, the old location of the Drafty Tavern, and let me tell you, those were good days, and the audience was wonderful!  We had a show, that we hired on two young country boys as correspondents.  Well, they broke Noise Limiter Radio Policy, which is separate from DraftyTavern.com, and took the segment into their own hands!  Yeah and I was forced to fire them when my immediate supervisor heard about their 5 day rebellion that included nothing short of hacking our radio broadcasting tower and broadcasting their show for 5 consecutive days while throwing a citywide kegger fueled with massive amounts of speed!!  They knocked us off the air, they knocked our corporate sponsors off the air, and they made jackasses out of themselves and some of the paranormal community with their dumb shit ideals!

I came into the office the other day after getting back from my extended vacation and found out that they were not only back at Noise Limiter Radio, they were my superiors!  The first thing I said when I saw Jabado smoking a spliff was, “What great big fucking nerve you have, grandma!”.

Jabado pulled out his Noise Limiter Radio employee card and said, “All the greater to fire your ass with, peon!”

My jaw is still sore from hitting the floor!  I had to investigate, so I went down and talked to the weather guy, a natural born gossiper by the name of Shmiloe.  He said that the great space rednecks were in on the ground floor at DraftyTavern.com, and pretty much have executive powers!  Jesus, that’s not what the show needs!

So here I sit, staring out the window on this beautiful Saturday morning, drinking a freestate Oktoberfest, and washing the good ol’ days down the drain!

The good news is, they did give us a little pay raise, but its still a worthless check in my eyes!  I will probably get reamed for this post, but fuck it!

So as far as revenge goes, here it is in a smaller format than I would like, but a spoiler none the less! Continue reading Captains Log…The Bottom Line…And the Human Condition