Well, this site is boring!  I hope to remedy this soon.  We have footage of a ferocious beast to post, a story of an epic dragon slaying, and possible real estate on Venus.  Its all coming down, plus our 2012 countdown is about to start at the end of the month.  Let us know if you [...]

Folks…here at the Tavern, we are deep in fall relaxation and contemplation of things nostalgic! More podcasts are coming your way…but more importantly something else is on the way! I am personally taking on the task of bringing a way better forum to the site! A forum that will have something we here [...]

2009!   How the hell are you folks doing?  Yeah I know….You start a brand new fucking year and already fucking October is in your face saying guess what you fucking slaves…And just as you and I were getting used to this year!  I know…But the fact of the matter is, 2010 is almost here and its [...]

Folks, I am still far away in exile, but soon I will make my brilliant return, and with it, an amazing array of pyrotechnics, and thundering bass, followed by massive amounts of applause!  The road hasn’t been easy, and by god, I have fallen from grace a few more times than not, but we continue on, [...]

Folks, the doom is here, and the damage already done!   The office has been taken over by bloodsucking degenerate creatures, some of which have no honor at all and attack from blind spots or while women and children are sleeping!  The origins of these beasts is unknown, but I suspect they come from some underground [...]